totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.
(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd
by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024
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An expression used to denote someone who is acting lame at the moment. Something that a Southern California girl would say especially back in the 1980s. This was made popular by the Shirley the Loon character in the cartoon Tiny Toon Adventures.
Person #1- We should just have fun today.
Person #2- *smirks*...OK (whatever)....*smirks*
Person #1- Jaimie don't be like that.. Like omigosh like totally go back to the val-ley. Like that's totally lame.
by TheSouthernOracle November 26, 2020
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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
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by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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That totally slaps!

When something is really good and gets you as excited as an old country singer slapping his meat.
Hey man, was just watching that new Johnny Cash video? That totally slaps!
by Two String September 25, 2021
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totally dykin' it

When a female, usually a lesbian, looks like a total dyke, acts like a dyke, etc.
Oh my gosh, Rachel is totally dykin' it with that flannel cut off shirt.
by Bravo briana June 19, 2008
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Mechanically Totaled

A term used to describe a car with mechanical problems that is not worth fixing because repairs will cost more than what the car is worth.
My Volvo needs a new engine for $15k but the car is only worth $10k. I’m junking it, it’s mechanically totaled
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 10, 2023
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Totally Majestic Day

Totally Majestic Day or TMD is a phrase that really stands for Total Migrant Death. It is being used more and more frequently as people realize that the rise in crime and immigration with corelate with each other.
Gabriel: Look at all of those migrants sleeping in the park
Kaitlyn: We need to have a Totally Majestic Day really soon
Gabriel: I agree!
by WhiteSupremacistTJD April 01, 2024
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