to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche
by speedster55 October 21, 2010

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
by WCMC in Cincinnati October 28, 2011

Dude 1: Man, I wanted to bang that chick last night, but she was on the rag.
Dude 2: Lame. Why didn't you just poke the yolk?
Dude 2: Lame. Why didn't you just poke the yolk?
by radius August 22, 2008

by Captain caulk June 11, 2021

by The real Snowman June 3, 2019

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016

Much like a pick me girl a poke me girl is a girl who craves male validation due to not enough love as a child. Poke me girls are called this because they have men fuck them. They are whores without making money. A Poke me girl is a Pick me girl who is annoying, mean, acts dumb, and puts other girls down while being a whore and shaming those not like her."
"Oh My God!! Did you hear what Ashley said about relationships" "Oh about how if you have a boyfriend and don't fuck him after three months are you really even dating." "Ew she's shaming her, she's such a poke me girl."
by SewageGurl December 24, 2022
