happy hogwash

Something old southerners use when describing stuff that is total bullshit and random ass things.

what the hell what kind of happy hogwash is that

by Patty E November 25, 2016

happy elf

(v.) This occurs when a female of extremely short stature gives a blowjob to an extremely tall man, wherein the height differential is so vast that both partners remain standing during the act. The male then pulls his partner's ears just before ejaculation, making her appear to be elf-like.

"Dat hoe so short, she could give yo lanky ass a happy elf!"

by Xtina666 November 26, 2015

ridiculously happy

Beyond happy, happier than any one person has a right to be, so happy it makes others want to be sick or violent, stupid happy.
When you are so happy you need multiple synonyms of the word happy just to stress how stupid happy you are.

Karen can't stand how ridiculously happy Jared is with his new Girlfriend, it makes Karen want to punch her in her stupid face.
They are so happy it's ridiculous; ridiculously happy.

by the1aura March 11, 2016

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

Used to annoy someone or to say to somewhen there ‘caked’ (wearing a lot of makeup)

You get it cause you have cakes on brithdays “caked”

“Happy birthday”

by Sarahxx__ October 26, 2018

happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.

A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.

by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 17, 2017

alt-happy

someone who is "alt-happy" is sad, depressed, not happy,

a play on "alternative facts"

" i am no longer depressed; i am alt-happy!"

by frnakierOH May 12, 2017

Gas Happy

Compulsive driving after getting a new car.

You're never home since you got your new car, because you're gas happy.

by Brace4impactz June 20, 2017