squid

A squid is an offensive term used as a substitute for "asshole". It means you're a clingy, inconsiderate, self absorbed prick dick.

Josh: "I only like girls who shave."
Dave: "You're an ass."
Sara: "Yeah, he's a squid."

by idontmakethesethingsup August 6, 2014

squid

another slang for semen

" Did you hear? Someone has crazy sex in the gym storage room last night. It reeked of squid all over the mats"

by Sad Banana May 2, 2020

Squid Promo

To say "it's all good" after an action that negatively affects you. Usually pertains to an action that isn't serious.

Squid Promo, I didn't like her anyway

by mightymouse14y8 July 22, 2010

Squid Slipper

Slang for vagina.

He pulled out of her squid slipper just in time.

by Dick Supinya February 25, 2025

Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021

Squid GaMe

A swedish person with a squid

You squid game squid

by sweetkiwi._ December 29, 2021

Squid-Bate

When a person is so cocky, so ugly, and so rude, they are squid-bate.

Friend 1: Did you see that guy's wig?

Friend 2: Squid-bate!

by magicallydelicious.com April 2, 2023