by Damon K. August 6, 2021

A fight that originates after someone steps on another person's Air Jordan shoes. This can lead to a J Knockout, or escolate to a J Murder.
by Obamazing December 31, 2009

To cross through three lanes to get to the farthest left lane(or fast lane), in this process cutting off people is a given and guarentee. Name compliments to New Jerseyans' infamous driving abilities.
by Deputy Frawg November 1, 2008

by mishaladycat November 22, 2011

by Nardo34 November 17, 2015

1. To receive a hand job while playing World of Warcraft: Mists of Pandaria.
2. To receive a hand job from a panda.
3. To give a panda a hand job.
4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.
2. To receive a hand job from a panda.
3. To give a panda a hand job.
4. To give/receive a hand job to/from someone dressed up as a panda.
"Oh my god, my boyfriend Smitty's sexual aggression is too much for me to deal with, today he even forced me to give him a Pandy J!"
by SaveMeFromSmitty January 8, 2014

The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones.
"What the fuck... Gabby just gave me a sloppy j.. she didn't finish eating all my loads and it got all over my pecker"
by Urban Dictionary October 28, 2006
