When you take a mean shit and you don't wipe your ass very well and your asshole burns until you take a shower. Your butthole is as hot as Death Valley.
by kris Stojo July 4, 2016
Get the Shit Valleymug. A single, perhaps divorced woman or man that may have more than one children; whose sole objective is to confine an individual who is either financially successful or contains a suitable career.
“Bro, what’s a valley trapper?”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
“Let me explain it to you.”
“Exhibit A: Jessica, a single divorced mother with no career or educational background is attempting to confine Mike; a successful investor containing many assets and fathers no children.”
“Exhibit B: Timothy, a plumber and single divorced father is attempting to confine Maria, a successful accountant with various properties and has no children.”
by gdrew94 December 26, 2018
Get the Valley Trappermug. A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".
by Suburbs_Savage April 19, 2016
Get the Northern Valleymug. Acalanes Valley is a section in Lafayette CA that is known for car jacks and fireworks. Many shady looking kids hang out on the corners of the streets at night. Not a good place to park your car at night.
by oxycotinboss October 23, 2018
Get the Acalanes Valleymug. Connor's mom LaCherity offered me her body, but I was like "Hell no, I ain't taking no plastic sillicone valley bitch!"
by Utahhomeslice April 16, 2017
Get the Sillicone Valleymug. by vostrofire July 10, 2012
Get the Frosty Valleymug. The space from the start of the butt crack to the butt hole. It is a target among gays to ejaculate their load
by im me 10324 March 17, 2011
Get the Smith Valleymug.