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fellany vs. missdemeanor

Illustrates da unevenly-perceived degree of seriousness dat gender-prejudiced people view crimes with, based on whether da culprit is male ("Boys are **always** meaner and more criminal-minded than girls, and so anything that a guy does wrong is always a FELLAny") or female ("Girls are the cute frail vulnerable innocent half of the equation, and so they would **never** intentionally misbehave do anything serious --- anything they do is always just a MISSdemeanor").
Thanks to the human "fellany vs. missdemeanor" mindset, countless innocent-natured boys and men get unfairly persecuted/prosecuted over absurdly-minor actions/events, whereas lots of truly selfish and cruel-minded females of all ages are able to commit really horrid things like bullying, shoplifting, false accusations, breaking contracts, etc., and totally get away with it.
by QuacksO May 13, 2020
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Bear vs Man

Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
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Bold VS Doom

Aw shit, here comes Brownyboy99 and Bold Heston having another battle in this Bold VS Doom War!
by Brownyboy99 October 8, 2020
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Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle

this audio makes you want to burn to death when you listen to it.
"I Hate Jax Vs Skibidi Toilet Epic Edging Battle"
by plungebot August 2, 2024
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Saggs Vs Faggs

The name given to a the fight between a saggy cunt and a fishy kid. Just like thrilla in manila but in school and the fighter can't fight, also disabled.
"Yo bro whens saggs vs faggs round 5."
"Hammy said he doesn't mind but faggs doesn't want the smoke"
by Big darni October 18, 2019
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Alex Vs. Aleks

Alex vs. Aleks is a philosophical question that asks if Alex has any correlation with the hit math website, ALEKS. This started during a game of jackbox rap battles in which dev said the verse “go home to alex and go do your aleks!”. this sparked an intense debate that ended with fire and fury, and has been a running gag in various media ever since. There has also been the possible explanation, called the “Lewis Paradox”, which theorizes that they are one and the same because they both have to do with math and are cared for deeply, which makes them essentially the same. This has attracted the attention of many Nihilist philosophers who believe that the question point out the meaningless and sameness of humanity as a whole. Due to the unsolved answer to the question, it is often asked if one could “explain it again” to recall certain details of the question. It is possible that we may never know the answer to Alex Vs. Aleks.
“Do you know the answer to Alex vs. Aleks”?

“Nah. could you explain it again?”
by RandomGuy1245 April 17, 2025
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vs. Omni Lad

The FNF mod that had bf and Omni Lad twerking as if they are battling for g by butt dancing.
Guys ever heard of the Vs. Omni Lad mod?

No ty. Its preety insane.
by Starlight_2929_SAVAGE September 18, 2021
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