gravitational fart

to shit your pants

"sorry bro- just had a huge, unexpected gravitational fart... totally put atrial fibrillation in my rhythm..."

by coolbean_z August 16, 2023

Doo doo nigga fart sex

The act of shoving an aged turd that’s hard like a dildo up a black womans vagina to make it qweef which makes a fart sound giving it the name doo doo nigga fart sex

Oh yea that’s doo doo nigga fart sex
Shawty I’m tryna have doo doo nigger fart sex
She wanted to have doo doo nigga fart sex

by Nigger6741 September 29, 2025

separate the poo from the farts

tell the difference between 2 things very well, with dire consequences.

referring to Judge Judy interrogating the plaintiffs and deciding on the case "wow she really knows how to separate the poo from the farts"

by shthed October 2, 2025

Fart money

When your money is so bad it's considered a fart

GUY: you got fart money man

by ASSOO October 7, 2025

That shit is farts

not even compostable, not even instructive, just a self-expiring puff of toxicity. A hollow echo of decay.

Imagine a fashionable latina teen critiquing the whole of Capitalism, "ugh, that shit is farts."

by Sovereign of Grace October 12, 2025

New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth

My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much

by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025

Porn Fart

A fart when, or in the act of sexual intercourse, especially while shooting a porno.

Mainly occurs while anal is taking place, some consequences lead to gonorrhoea, heroes, and smeg buildup. In worser cases can cause radioactive superpower to deal with shitting explosively

Person 1: Oi, daddy give it to me in my bumhole *whimpers* *farts aggressively*

Person 2: Nah I’m pretty sure you’ve just shat all over my scrawny little shaft, I seen this before, did you just porn fart?

Person 1: Sorry papa, you can pull out now

*slips it out*

Person 1: fucking shits all over his scrotum, rectum ring, and intestines.

by Xankii Wild, Alex Wheeluzz October 23, 2025