Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Penis Man

A man who is literally just a dick, much like the oviedo dick monster referred to by the distractible podcast which I recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard of the florida penis man?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the Oviedo dick monster!

by Broman memedude April 6, 2023

bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke

Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.

by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024

chicken nigga penis

when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.

Darius: "Man... fuck my life."

Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"

Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."

Percy: "Oof bro..."

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025

Penis sisters

Sisters or friends that have both had sex with the same man.

Shelly and Sarah are penis sisters now that Sarah is banging John.

by Boss Panda December 28, 2021

Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with

“Emily come here so I can show u my penis”

by Xxernix April 18, 2023

penis drake

Some kind of dragon with alot of penises on it.

Mom its a penis drake oer there!

by Korvensomstickerut December 12, 2016