Ur mom

Not ur dad

*Breathes in* .... suck ‘ur mom’

by oofcheesewotsits November 18, 2019

facebook mom

69 yrs old karen who always posts minions memes on facebook and she also always smokes drugs

facebook mom: GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!1 goes back to posting random shit on her facebook lol

by juddily June 30, 2022

Ur mom

The woman or ...... Man? That birthed you .... LOLLLLLLLLL

Dang ur mom is weird.

by Why_not_lol November 1, 2020

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you, and had sex with your father

I fucked your mom lastnight

by hibatchimotherfux April 15, 2019

Cig mom

A mom, typically from the 80s or 90s, who chain smokes cigarettes so much it's a part of her personality. Typically blue collar, has an attitude, and doesn't have money for what you need but will always have money for more cigs.

Peggy Bundy is a cig mom.

by unicornonthewall September 4, 2025

ur mom

An insult

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.

by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019

Your mom

What I did last night

Your mom is really hot

by The guy that did your mom last April 15, 2022