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There's not a man in the sky to fear, but there would be no you if there were never the old people that people that hold nothing sacred try to make fun of or talk shit about.
Without the old, there would be nothing new.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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New

What people that didn't get enough ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents want everything to become.
He/she wants the old to move out, and the new to come in.
by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021
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MrJr News

A news Channel Which always show fake News to people
And it's created by Lord Penaldo On Facebook
by MrJr June 7, 2021
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New York blues

The overwhelming feeling of despair felt by someone who has escaped from New York upon returning. Usually felt within the first hours of arrival or with the sight of specific landmarks.

Felt most commonly by those from downstate NY with family or business ties that keep them coming back.
Coworker: I hear you moved to West Virginia, nothing but hicks out there right?

Me: No, it's actually quite advanced outside of the worst of the hollers.

Coworker: But do you ever miss home?
Me: Already do since I drove out 19 hours ago.
Coworker: Wow, you've got the New York Blues!
by Alchemicalnormiegram June 9, 2021
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New York City Workout

When the elevator is out in your apartment building and you just bought groceries and you live above the second floor
“I just went to Trader Joe’s to stock up my fridge and now I’m about to have a New York City workout because the elevator is out and I live on the sixth floor fml”
by Gemmalacoi June 11, 2021
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New Rules Of The Internet

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.
by You’reasimp June 12, 2021
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new

NEW as in just got example:3 friends went to the mall and bought NEW clothes it was BRAND NEW cause they JUST GOT it.
by katkakes June 16, 2021
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