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Double Glaugh

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.
i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(
by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010
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Double jointed fresh balls

Double jointed fresh balls taste like a hee hee
by Littledred8 March 25, 2022
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double depression

When a person already suffering with persistent depressive disorder (pdd) gets even more depressed.
I talked to the doctor today, he said i have double depression. It isn't enough that im already depressed! Now i have depression on top of my depression! Fml!
by rider brown March 16, 2017
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double friction

After hammering my thumb I yelled out "DOUBLE FRICTION" to avoid cussing.
by Kristiana January 11, 2008
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double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.
-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.
by Big dick André August 17, 2024
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Double-Aaagh!

I have a Double-Aaagh! Fork.
by RedFinger221 July 5, 2024
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double tune

When you put the same song on your music player twice or more so that when you shuffle, you have a higher chance of getting that song.
A: Have you heard the song "500 miles" yet?
B: I LOVE that song, I even double tuned it on my iPod
by nightyday January 15, 2010
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