When something so good happens that it’s comparable to the taste of mama’s southern fried chicken

Started at Bishop’s University in Lennoxville Québec.

-Are we drinking tonight boys?
-Hell yes
-That’s the fried chicken!

That’s the fried chicken by lennoxboi69 February 9, 2019

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cat piss chicken

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game

Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

cat piss chicken by 6969anonymous April 3, 2019

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You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

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Ass Dickin’ Chicken

When you engage in anal sex with a partner who has recently competed in a wing eating contest.

Hey Dave, if you had anal with one of those girls in the wing eating contest that’d be some Ass Dickin’ Chicken!

Ass Dickin’ Chicken by Starboard Tommy July 14, 2019

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