Cultured Nut

A nut to something of culture.. like old paintings, or literature. Things you can discuss with a glass of red wine in hand.

"ay jerry i hit the fattest cultured nut last night"
"steve you were locked up in the mental ward five years ago how are you out steve"
"its not important. nutted to lady liberty leading the people."

by damnerofsouls March 25, 2022

Nut Soaker

When hiking in Arizona and you encounter a river that is only deep enough to soak your nuts if you sit in it.

So I was hiking in the afternoon heat and was lucky enough to come across a Nut Soaker

by Pesos Weinstein September 16, 2020

nuts

two big delicious things that sag at the bottom of your penis. men and women alike love to suck on these just because theyre so good.

Jodi: Damn he's really going at it.
John: Yeah, this man whore loves my big juicy nuts.

by nutsucker4000 July 9, 2022

Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs

I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper

by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021

No Nut November

A sacred month where you stop filling oreos and stop eating nuts and stop jerking off

Person 1: hey dude I'm gonna fail No Nut November

Person 2: wait it's NNN

by Justaidiot November 1, 2021

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019