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Two Camels, One Car 

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.
Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

One Direction Hater 

1. Someone who has a real taste in music.
2. A straight person.
3. A girl who is the opposite of a One Direction fan by listening to punk or emo.
Girl: One Direction is the best band ever!
One Direction Hater: Fuck you bitch! One Direction sucks ass! You have no real taste in music!

Take one 

To take part in the recieving of one item.
I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.
Take one by Alec May 14, 2004

one-eyed fang

According to Chava, it's your "chile", or "one-eyed monster", in short it's your cock
damn hommie, last night I killed that bitch with the one-eyed fang, I squirted the poison and put her to sleep!

one billion 

John: Dude, that guy is worth one billion dollars.
Rob: Wow. That's a fuckload.
one billion by skunker September 19, 2009

burnt one 

A dark skinned person.
You know the new kid?

Oh you mean the burnt one right?

Yeah very burnt.
burnt one by Slim L. February 16, 2010