by Bob whiteman the 3rd December 20, 2023
Get the okaloka monkeymug. Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
Get the Murder Monkeymug. by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
Get the Monkey Hatmug. Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
Get the Smack that monkeymug. Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.
by #1SMTX May 23, 2024
Get the Monkey Wrenchedmug. 
