When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

when a person blows the worlds massive fart it spews fum across the room creating an unsafe environment
by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025

by cum gutter June 14, 2018
