Hot Dog Waitress

She is a waitress who is not only good at her job as a waitress, but is also extremely attractive!

I sat down at the local diner for a quick bite and when I saw the server come over to my booth I could see that she was a hot dog waitress!

by Mr. Zipperworm May 2, 2009

cold dog mack

To spit your best game. To try and pick up a chick.

1. "Yo did you see Willie? He was trying to cold dog mack on Caitlin."
"What can I say? She did look fine"

2. "Stop cold dog macking on her, she's mup"

by RodFromAveQ January 23, 2008

Raw dog disaster

The act of raw doggin many women willingly and results in a child or many children.

Levi is at it again, fucked his chick and made another raw dog disaster.

by Kjmuffslut April 3, 2015

wet dog hair

When you're sucking someone's balls and their ball hair gets in your mouth, then they have wet dog hair

This girl was sucking my balls then me wet dog hair

by Himmygg May 7, 2015

dog o bits

A knockoff of Cheerios, but made for dogs. Or, made out of dogs. We will never know.

I love these dog o bits!

by alpacafire August 9, 2017

Egyptian Dog Thingy

What moms say instead of raccoon.

Mom: Oh look it’s an Egyptian dog thingy!
Guest: A what?
Kids: A raccoon.

by McNugget5 March 19, 2019

dirty dog day

Noun: A phrase in which to express a bad day.

Bailey: I’m having a dirty dog day.
Gage: Well here I made a shirt for you to cheer you up!

by Punt cunchers 73 February 15, 2019