Eye Fucking Balls

What Marine Corps drill instructors say to get the recruits attention at boot camp.

*All hell breaking loose in the squadbay*
Drill instructor: 10…9…8…5…2…1!
Recruits: DONE SIR!
Drill instructor: Hey, Eye Fucking Balls! That little bitch didn’t touch the bulkhead! Run!
Recruits: AYE SIR!

by Messy Garden November 4, 2023

Breaking my balls

A literal translation of the Italian phrase : "Rompermi le palle".

Palle can be replaced with coglioni thus becoming "Rompermi I coglioni".
It's used when someone is annoying.
Infinitive : Rompere I coglioni

Italian 1: Hei, lo sapevi che nel contesto di accoppiamento tra umani e Po-
Italian 2: OH MIO DIO. Mi stai rompendo I coglioni.
English :
Italian 1: Hey, did you know that in terms of human and Pokemon bree-
Italian 2: OH MY GOD. You are breaking my balls.

by Chidubemm0 November 7, 2023

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops

Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!

by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023

rotate your balls

Rotate your balls

Rotate your balls

by NBAH YUNGBOAH November 21, 2023

Pickling someone’s balls

An action to lick my pickled ballsack while you ejaculate in my bush so I get a sticky bush while I sing earfquake. After that we can touch tips and watch gay midget child porn with my dog.(ill hring a butt plug)once I’m done raping my dog I’ll find 17 unsuspecting children and kidnap them. I will cut off each testicle one by one and eat them in front of the kids. I’ll cum on all of there faces and smile while the dingleberrys in my ass linger I’ll Diareah on the florr.

I’m gonna pickling someone’s balls at midnight.

by Skibitidesawn November 24, 2024