As I was walking through the airport I ripped a big following fart. No matter how fast I walked, the smell stayed with me like the tail of a comet. I could not get away from it.
by Philly Hockey Player February 21, 2020

by Vince I March 31, 2019

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by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

The best :D
by Mr jelly farts April 22, 2022

When a fart is violently expelled with such a force that your butthole area experiences a fiery burning sensation from the intensity of the retreating fart. May occur more frequently when coughing or laughing.
"Last week I had bronchitis, but my mom made refried bean wraps for lunch..."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
"Oh no, did you get fart burn again?"
"Every time I coughed. My butthole is beyond repair, I can feel the sting in my cheeks."
by pastacarbonara June 7, 2022
