Mom

Doesnt give a shit if she ruined your birthday by not getting a game she told you she would get for your birthday and then acts like your the asshole when you get mad at her for only buying you shirts instead.

Me:why the fuck did you only buy me two shirts and a football when you told me you were getting me a game.

Mom: because that game was to violent you will just have two years until your 17

Me: bitch i can handle it im fuckin 15

by Lodgan slayer December 8, 2018

ur mom

milfy lady, massive tits, 10/10 nwould reccomnentd.

yo i wnna fuck ur mom

no. ur 12.

why not bro?

stfu steven.

by 『𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕣𝕠𝕨𝕒𝕧𝕖𝟘𝟙』URMOM October 16, 2021

Mikaela’s Mom

Sexy, beautiful, stunning, gorgeous, lovable, funny, perfect. Only Mikaela could have a mom so great

Guy 1: She is BHAD
Guy 2: That’s because she’s Mikaela’s mom!

by Secsiboy January 24, 2023

Ur mom hot

Ur mom is hot i guess?!

Jeff:My mom said you can come over
Joe:Ur mom hot

by PurpleLovesJason<3 April 1, 2022

ur mom

When you have nothing else to say in an argument

bro you’re so fat

YOUR MOM IS TOO

by Sub to FangPlaysGames May 15, 2023

Get Mommed

To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.

Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!

by crazycottonball October 9, 2009

Ur mom

The largest object known to man.
Antonyms Include: The human brain

Ur mom is massive

by Commander Egg November 28, 2022