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phone red herring

When your significant other who is normally attached to their phone at all times clears their phone out of anything suspect (anything they are hiding such as texts from other girls etc), then lays it in an obvious place inviting you to look through it while pretending to sleep or leaving the room.
I was beginning to trust him until he threw a phone red herring.
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Pokemon Red 

The original Pokemon game, created for the Nintendo Game Boy. It was released with Pokemon Blue, which is basically the same game.
"I got Pokemon Red on my Game Boy emulator!"
Pokemon Red by Turnip Guy30 October 7, 2020
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Boston Red Sox 

Since people will be butthurt and will dislike this - I won’t be doin’ much more than this: The worst team in baseball who constantly get crushed in the regular season.
Person 1: Go Boston Red Sox!
Person 2: Oh, you mean those idiots?
Boston Red Sox by suite pee November 19, 2021

The Red Stone of Aja 

the stone masks that made kars MAD OP ( ultimate life form ) kars is a fictional charactar that originates from jojo's bizzare adventure part 2 Battle Tendency
dude 1: oh hey the stone looks like... THE RED STONE OF AJA dude 2: really dude u had to make a jojo refrence :/ Dude 1: AYAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY (the pillar mens theme)

Rocking The Red 

Having hate sex with a woman while she is menstruating.
I heard Mike hooked up with Sarah last night after the office party even though she was having her period. He was rocking the red.

walking the red carpet 

Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.
My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.
walking the red carpet by Erbo October 8, 2013

snorkeling in the red sea 

Going down on a girl who is on her period
After snorkeling in the Red Sea with Jamie, my nose down to my chin were running with blood