DEEZ NUTS

The biggest pairs of nuts in the world. many girls like to suck on them

Thanos: I dare you to suck deez infinity nuts

Journalist: OOOOOOOOH YEA DADDY

Gay Kid: if you like those you will like theese

Journalist: nah im good Gay Kid yours deez nuts is trash

by Juniiiiiio January 30, 2019

Twanged a Nut

When seeing a sportsman (usually a footballer) feel his groin after a groin strain.....

Nasty, groin strain there. Looks like he's Twanged a nut.

by The tiler January 30, 2019

Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off

"You are now my left nut"

by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019

Dangerous Nutting

When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.

She may have ended up in A&E but at least the dangerous nutting was good!!

by Legoff February 8, 2019

poo nut

when ya nut in someone's anus and they shoot it back out as a brown shitty nut

dude i was fucking ashley last night and she poo nut on me

by eggshitter February 11, 2019

Ninja Nut

When your in your class and one of your female classmates gets up, with an ass so nice you want to jack off in class.

"Bro, did you see Mary today ? That ass is hot !"
"I know dude. I ninja nutted behind my desk so that no one sees me."

by JohnnyGkFuccBoi August 30, 2018

Deez Nuts

Your family jewels

precision

Deez Nuts!!! ahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahah Ghottem

by Milked my family jewels September 4, 2018