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Page nuts

Page Nuts is a descriptive and/or Adjective word used to describe the bottom of a page; when rounded.
Dude, Your face looks like you've been hit by the Page Nuts
by Dictionaire Exclamaire June 13, 2019
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No Nut November

A challenge guys participate in every November to see if they can last 30 days without ejaculating, ie. not nutting. Becoming a popular method to start a dopamine detox, and to readdress your relationship with your balls and your bros.
Guy 1: Dude, I was in Tesco day 10 and got a semi in the yoghurt aisle - lol
Guy 2: ah, geez. I'm sorry man. I failed you... No Nut November was too much!
Guy 1: Whut? noooo? You nutted already?! This cannot be?
Guy 2: Alas but it is, I'm sorry my dude. Leave me here, go on without me. *dies*
Guy1: Nooooooooooo!
by botdude October 27, 2022
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DEEZ NUTS

GAY GAY GAY YOU SAY THIS YOUR GAY AND IF YOUR NOT GAY THEN YOUR HOMOPHOCIRJS DN,ANAMAMSMSMSJ BYE 👺
Deez nuts

Me: “homophobic.”
“How”

Me:yes
by Amenmahfriend October 11, 2021
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Nut November

The straight opposite of the so called event "No Nut November".
No nut november is a event that suggests that all men should avoid not masturbating during the month of november.

Nut November is a campaign that stands for men being allowed to ejaculate during the month of november.
Dude it's Nut november!

Screw no nut november, we're doing Nut november.
by HANNESP November 5, 2018
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Nut

by Phishinuts April 25, 2019
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Nut Ushers

A set of finely crafted male undergarments, usually made of the finest silk (or some other very comfortable material for your nuts to rest in). Nut ushers firmly cradle your junk, but also hold them with the tender caress of a woman's supple hand. This is so the "boys" (your balls) stay on the reservation and dont go wandering off.

Basically, Nut Ushers keep your balls in order and in their proper location, while maintaining comfort.
Ex1: Devin bought the sweetest 4 pack of nut ushers from The Gap yesterday. He looks so happy.

Ex2: These nut ushers I picked up at the market yesterday allowed me to walk in comfort without my underwear ripping out my pubes, or forcing my balls above my shaft in a mishmash of sweaty meat and kidney bean casserole. Happy birthday me!
by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014
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salty nut

When you're only slightly agitated or have a small problem with somebody
Boy 1: man that Tyrone is such an asshole

Boy 2: sounds like you have a salty nut
by Saltynutexpert October 13, 2016
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