monkey nutjob

a person who loves to get railed from behide

ok so my friend told me that he was enjoying his day until he saw someone getting a monkey nutjob

by timewaster45 September 28, 2022

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.

An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.

by Tominator 1401. February 07, 2018

just give me my monkey

A parody of "just give me my money!"

Person1:Just give me my monkey!
Person 2:Wheyyy!

by plato! November 07, 2024

Spud Monkey

A chunky pinto colored horse, often times a BLM mustang……

Interchangeable with the name Chunky Monkey

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Spud Monkey

A Chunky pinto colored Horse. Often times a mustang. Interchangeably also known as Chunky Monkey.

My horses name is Spud Monkey

by Ashley Bighands September 11, 2023

Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob August 11, 2008