General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.
'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'
'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
by steel julian April 4, 2005
Get the jerk dickmug. A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.
by cupcakes10 February 27, 2010
Get the dick fuckmug. Describes the uncontrollable urge to nod off and have your head bow down to your dick in a short quick snappy action during what seems to be long or boring presentations or meetings
I must not have had a good sleep last night as I was doing the dick watch during the sales meeting today.
by 1staid June 3, 2011
Get the Dick watchmug. I saw this porno where this bitch fucked this guys dick with her toung and fingers giving him a dick fuck.
by A fuckin men to that June 11, 2006
Get the dick fuckmug. by Chris Porter October 22, 2003
Get the dick munchermug. 
When two guys hang out together in a non-romantic fashion over dinner or a show. Also referred to as a "man date".
I was planning to take my wife out to see the Bostones with dinner beforehand. She bailed at the last minute, so I invited Eric and we went out on a dick date.
by the comand'r August 26, 2014
Get the dick datemug.