Cum 'n Go

When the pussy is so trash that you slit your own wrists mid bang.

Up the river, not across the stream...this isn't a cry for help, its time to cum 'n go.

She said she loved me, so I gave her the cum 'n go.

by FarkMeRunning April 20, 2024

cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it

holy shit, this pasta is cum level

by shartaypartay July 20, 2023

toe cum jam

the white shit in between your toes when you get jizz on your feet and it gets in your toe jam

Ah fuck i ate my toe cum jam before its ripe

by zaqwsxcderfvbgtyhnmjuiklopzaqw April 07, 2021

Double Barrel Cum Gun

This sexual manoeuvre requires one male receiving oral gratification from one (or more) female's. When the male in question ejaculates in the females throat, the female will the close her mouth and squirt out of her nose. Thus causing plenty of spaff to speed out of her nasal cavity, causing the Double Barrel Cum Gun effect that is desired.

Dave: What did you get up to last night then?
Matthew: After I finished I made my missus Double Barrel Cum Gun.
Dave: Oh respect.

by Greatest cum master of Devon May 15, 2021

Cum Calander

A calender that is most often used by high teachers, where each picture of a student receives one week in the calander and gets a tribute by that very same teacher.

Have you prepared the pictures for the Cum Calander yet Göran?

Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.

by SwedishRamsay March 01, 2022

national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*

guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

by salty___ September 21, 2022

spitting cum

Curtis follows Rachel around dry humping her.

Rachel, where you going... {{{Curtis right behind her spitting cum}}} like a dog in heat.

by Heather is awesome February 21, 2021