cock-geezer

A person you'd peg for having an old looking cock

when a guy tries extra hard to impress girls with his flash car and popped collar the chances are that he is doing this because he is suffering from a non-medically recognized ailment called cockgeezerdom there for he is a cock-geezer.

by Alik McNeal October 11, 2006

cock weak

Feeling too weak, tired or just plain old lazy to accomplish a task. The opposite of cock strong.

Chuck went for a workout at the gym but claimed he was "cock weak" as soon as he started lifting.

by Mcjd December 1, 2007

cock druid

one who worships the cock, especially in a sanctimonious fashion.

He is a cock druid, always on his knees before the cock.

-or-

He is a druid of the cock.

by cBURT March 31, 2009

cock top

A more creative way to call some one a dick head

John was being a huge cock top today

by mr fucking awesome April 2, 2009

cock slopping

where one does not know how to handle the emensity of his/her cock

Stop cock slopping over there and learn how to control that thing

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

cock-ballin

to joke or kid with another person

1. dude i have a 12 inch cock
2. dude are you cock-ballin me

by logan_mofo February 19, 2009

Cock Dependancy

generally among whores of the preteen and teen types, and sometimes older women, the whore has a great desire to have a cock in her putrid mouth 24/7 to cry on and she uses said cock to make herself feel better about something that is bothering it(the whore)

Man, I heard angela was diagnosed with cock dependancy!

by go packers! October 8, 2008