Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

by Smit17 July 16, 2024

Pant Penis

When you sit while wearing pants, extra fabric in the crotch forms a fold that resembles a penis.

I need to pull my pants or else I’ll have a pant penis!

by Jeanne Mango October 01, 2019

Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 08, 2018

penis sauce

ketchup on a penis

"i ate penis sauce last night"

by BoredDiction December 18, 2022

Penile Penis

Penis

Paul has a huge penile penis.

by setharooski January 09, 2024

Church Penis

Someone who is possession of a Fila fanny pack. He often falls asleep in church. He is seen as a librarian hoe, a toe sucker, and a bitch.

Jacob is a church penis.

by Churchalisous March 27, 2019

Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long

“Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long

by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022