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neolithic times

A period in life were it is a new age. It is comparable to the Paleolithic Time age but Neolithic is the New Stone Age.
by Bacon_Fortnite November 19, 2018
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time goblin

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 7, 2018
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Its time to get a watch

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"
by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018
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zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.
1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.
by Jekr December 10, 2018
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redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after
My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell
by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017
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Apple Time

The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...
technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.
by EDWEIRD July 18, 2017
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laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
by GlazeHer July 18, 2017
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