man pond

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.

The only thing you could smell was his man pond

by bearface July 22, 2004

Body Man

A term for a public figures male lover.

Reggie Love is Barack Obama's Body Man.

by LibertyAndFreedom May 23, 2013

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

mountain man

A guy who like to bring girls to the tops of small mountains in hopes the girl will be blown away by the breath taking view and hook up with you

Hey babe im the mountain man wanna go to the mountain and drink some beers so i can have sex with you?

by Jacked J September 9, 2007

wo-man

i bloke that is both vain and girly, but isnt gay. (or wont admit to it...)

that changin rooms geezer (apparantly)

by lemon December 30, 2004

boy man

Word used by Gay men - A boy usually 18-23 - but could be even younger--that reeks of male masculinity-i.e already has somewhat of a hairy chest- hairy legs- treasure line up his stomach to his chest- muscular or defined masculine body- facial stubble-handsome and beautiful but NOT in a pretty way- stud like- already a full blown sexy masculine man-

Bobby is only 18 but he is hairy, muscular, handsome and chiseled-Wow what a boy man!

by Allman November 20, 2007

man toe

when emo kids and crusty punks where their pants so tight it looks like they have a deformed camel toe

nice man toe trevor, thats cool your lil sister let you borrow her pants

by sid pain February 23, 2009