Putting a slice of Colby Jack cheese in your hand, beating your bros dick with it, nutting in it, and then eating it together.
by GoyimGoblin October 28, 2025
Get the Colby Jacking it mug.Talking to him makes you feel the butterfies in your tummy, the good kind. He has one of the most loving heart, an amazing sense of humor, the best punches and the strongest kicks. He loves travling to the moon and eating protine. He is such an amazing guy. If you are lucky enough to find a Jack, hold on to him and dont let him go. He loves birds and making you smile.
Jack is so amazing! I love you
by Mads112603 April 2, 2022
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Get the Jack rizz mug.The kindest and most amazing human ever. He is always on your side and will light up your day with his amazing smile. He has amazing brown eyes that everyone is envious of.
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Get the Flap Jack mug.Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)
by sgraveyy February 3, 2020
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Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
Guy:"Really?!? He rode me so hard last week I couldn't stand up for three days!!"
Girl: " I guess we are both apart of Captain Jack's Crew."
by death the fox September 2, 2011
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