by Wallace Moon-Painter November 18, 2023
Get the Moses Fartmug. 
by GSUPS ADS April 26, 2022
Get the Guacamole Gamer Farts 3000mug. One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.
by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023
Get the Fart knockermug. A Guinness Fart is almost the exact opposite to a genuine fart , and can catch you out after you have consumed a commendable volume of the lovely black liquid .
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
Having been lulled into a very false sense of safety and security by your own anus , you place your trust in it to release nothing but wind, but horror of horrors , it’s played a very cruel trick on you and will shoot out warm, black , stinking sticky bum treacle of a slightly thicker viscosity than what went in only a few hours beforehand . At this point and usually in the most inconvenient of locations, you have become a victim of a Guinness Fart
I’d only had 9 pints of Dublins finest and whilst walking home I trusted my sphincter to emit some gas which I thought had backed up inside my poop chute . How wrong I was, when the bastard sphincter tricked me with. Guinness Fart and deposited about 4 lbs of BumMolasses directly into my kex . To make matters worse , by the time I’d walked the rest of my journey , the dollop had went cold
by Napoleon BonerPart March 12, 2023
Get the Guinness fartmug. by Heuchdj May 18, 2021
Get the SHMOG FARTmug. A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.
Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?
Diane: Whart the fart?
by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024
Get the whart the fartmug.