When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
Get the Dick Cheesemug. “We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”
by HQ DLM February 17, 2024
Get the Sneeze on my cheesemug. by OrangatangNiggas April 23, 2019
Get the Cheese stickmug. You know that stuff most people drank as a baby right? How about you try our new product! Its milk but so fucking rotten and expired and old that it becomes solid. Even the hobo from across the street loves it! Forget milk, THIS IS CHEESE.
Milk: Man cheese is hot, I wish I was as hunky and as handsome as cheese. But I'm not solid.
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL
by Non-Normie November 24, 2020
Get the Cheesemug. by LICK2CJEESE November 24, 2021
Get the Luck#cheesemug. by Pelley November 4, 2020
Get the Start spreading the cheesemug. by FernProject December 13, 2021
Get the Chuck E. Cheesemug.