Accidental Baby Acquisition

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag

"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"

by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021

Crackhead Troll Baby

A bitch who constantly copy’s your every move, every phrase etc. they want your life and they wanna own you. They also never shut the fuck up and are way too sensitive. They also make everything a competition and can’t take a hint, every one wants this bitch dead and that’s the tea

Girl 1: omg she follows her around like a dog

Girl 2: yeah Ik she’s suck a crackhead troll baby

by Nerdlyz September 1, 2018

Baby needs a Benadryl

internal monologue of exhausted parents

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021

Your baby a lady

Cant be beaten. The prime leader of insults. If spoken the universe explodes.

Frank: your granny tranny
Greg: your grandpap a trap
Peter: your sister a mister
Luke: your brother a mother

David: your baby a lady
*universe just fucking explodes

by Ieatass420 March 17, 2018

poopy stinky baby

a mean way to call someone a smelly weirdo

Your whole family is just a bunch of poopy stinky babys!

by yoyoplatypus June 23, 2022

Naked Baby Golfer

A child in his underwear with a golfer cap

My little brother is a naked baby golfer

by Ndjdshsb February 13, 2018

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021