Ur mom

A mythical shadow that appears if you yell fortnight kid 3000 and abuses you to death

UR MOM IS FAT OH NO NOW SHE WILL SPANK ME

by I'm a baller February 5, 2025

In ur mom's car

Used as a slang
no particular meaning

1:hi where r u going

2:In ur mom's car

by FIREGUY (why do people think i February 8, 2025

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

Cookie mom

An ovulating cougar with pride for female offspring in Girl Scouts overly devoted to marketing frequent sales of branded cookies inside a branded box. The cookie mom also has a very tasty and exclusive cookie.

I don’t know, go ask the cookie mom.

“J: Her cookie tastes delicious.”

by FormerPresident1 February 20, 2025

MOM

My Other Man; an acronym used to discreetly refer to another relationship with a man.

Kim: Hey Cindy, are you hanging out with your boyfriend tonight?

Cindy: No, MOM wants to see me.

by Im_Ish February 20, 2025

teddy bear mom

a mom who is overly concerned with her kid's bedtime

"yo, my mom made me go to bed at like 8pm last night, so I missed the game"

"dang, you missed a good one - she's such a teddy bear mom!"

by RorosDad February 28, 2025

Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!

Thing that kids on YouTube add to their comment after getting a certain amount of likes

Can we appreciate just how entertaining this guy's content is?

Edit: 2 likes???? Thanks guys!!

Edit: 4 LIKES? HOLY MOLY

Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS!

by iforgormyusername March 5, 2025