New

Typically used to say that something isn’t old. In this case it’s used as a last name
The last name of some very smart, funny people!

I love the new family!!

by Leaka October 23, 2019

New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.

I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!

by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011

new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.

Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”

by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025

New Vooperis

New Vooperis is a planet rules by the Royal Council but is under jurisdiction of the United Federations. The best place to go to get a girlfriend and then find out she's a goddess wanting to take over the world, its also a good place to die... Did I mention a its a good place to do some tourism? No... Probably cause it isnt

The people: New Vooperis is a corrupt Federation that should be brought down.

Government: if you hate us so much we arrange to have you hanged

by Vooperia Foundation October 6, 2020

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023

New Good Windows Boy Humour

funni meme by dingus kid

All People: NEW GOOD WINDOWS BOY HUMOUR MORE FUNNI THAN EWANDOOOPY HUMOUR
EwanDoggie: i like it too
then ngwb and ewandoggie become chad

by Cosmic psycho October 21, 2022

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011