Penis

Something you suck on for pleasure.

Person 1: Nice penis bro, how does it taste?
Person 2: Dunno, wanna taste?
Person 1: Just don't put milk with that i am lactose intolerant man

by FunnyNumber69 April 22, 2020

penis

Something that goes in and out the women's' vagina.

My penis is smol :(

by [e-mail]123 November 22, 2021

Penis

You looked this up because you were bored, didn't you?

Im bored, let me look up penis in urban dictionary

by Necroathedingleberry October 3, 2022

Party Hat Penis

Displaying excitement regardless of personal feelings. Based off the concept of wearing a party hat around your waist and over your crotch as a comical and fallic accessory.

I’m gonna have to be a real party hat penis tonight - I got no sleep yesterday.

by Goombi Mcbumberson December 4, 2021

Penis stomper

When you put your dick on a shower grate and someone stomps on it

Hey,don can you give me a penis stomper

by BigbeanOddSky September 21, 2019

Intravenous Penis

A penis so small and skinny it resembles that of a needle and is made for intravenous use.

Kimmy: How was it with Cody last night?

Bethany: Not good…he has an intravenous penis.

by Dictionary Harry October 5, 2022

ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode

"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"

by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022