Reverse Cum Shot (2%)

A lactating women shoves one of her nipples into your dick hole, then squeezes her milk down into your cock.

It hurt to piss this morning, Martha performed her world famous Reverse Cum Shot (2%) on me last night. Had enough milk in my dick to piss and fill up my bowl of Cheerios the next mornin’.

by Jon Sharti April 11, 2023

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Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025

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Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again

“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”

by ForthwithAndOnward February 04, 2025

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big cum balls

when you accidentally cum all over your balls and its super sticky

Boy: Dang i got big cum balls!
GF: The fuck?

by Creepy DUDE123 March 07, 2023

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cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.

Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.

by Nicholas D March 04, 2024

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