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fart

when gas comes out of your butt hole and smells horribly gross
how can one fart smell so bad
by tinkle1234567890 December 11, 2018
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pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.
Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!
by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024
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Piss fart

When your pissing and you still have more piss to piss, but then you fart and the pressure is released so you cant piss anymore
Damn bro, my massive piss was just ruined by a piss fart
by The poop-dealer July 7, 2021
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what the fart

For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.
Me : I DDoS someone.
My plushie : What the fart ?
Me : He said the f-word.
My plushie : Oh, i see.
by Unbloated January 19, 2023
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fart beard

The significant other to which a man or woman blames an obvious fart (noun); to blame a self-made fart on a significant other - or possibly a family pet (verb).
Hey now, don't beard that fart on me bebe - or -He was cool to claim the blame, but I was sitting next to her - I think he was her fart beard.
by mfrogz June 30, 2015
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Fart in the piss

"did you see Steve started a fight at Jimmy's funeral?"

"yeah a true fart in the piss there"
by ScottPiggott April 9, 2023
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fart a weed

When your Initials start with the first four letters of the alphabet and you kester marijuana because your a fucking pot head And you literally fart a once of weed.
Kassady: hey do you smoke weed?
Dylan: Yea me and my boyfriend dallas are about to fart a weed bro.
by Redneckgarage75 May 16, 2017
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