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Time Kinematics Theory

A theory that considers time as a non energy based force that travels fifth dimentionally in a forward chronological manner, and previous and future events may be pin pointed using an algorithmic sequece which coorelates to the speed of the time flow.
before we work on getting a time machine built, we must consider Time Kinematics Theory.
by jeditimelord April 30, 2020
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mre time

Mre Time is said like More Time. More Time is a phrase that is said when you are not sure.

The origin of Mre Time comes from the Mac Real dialect.

An easier way of defining mre time is by simply saying "mre time is more time. "
Example:

Gentleman: May one tell me where the cinema is?
Gentleman 2: Mre Time!

Example 2:
by Dude101010101010101010 November 26, 2010
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times square nudge

When your drunk friend needs a push up stairs or to navigate a bar.
Brendan...drunk off his ass again, almost fell on his face on the way to the second bar in his crawl. His friends decided to give that wasted ass a Times Square Nudge to get him into the next spot. The next morning he thanked them for the ‘nudge’
by Kobrakys May 17, 2018
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Sardine Time

A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."
I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?
by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025
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Tea time

An hour usual between 18:00 and 19:00 where british people sitdown infront of the telly with a cuppa and listen to the queens summary of recent events.
All businesses close down for the hour as staff drink tea and sociallize with colleagues
mum: "Son can you pop to the shops for my prescription"
son:"no you stupid bitch its almost tea time"
by DragonSlayer38 December 3, 2019
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Astro Time

Astro Time is the time after 3 am in the morning, when no braincells are working anymore, so you basically talk garbage and go on autopilot. After Astro Time started you can't be held accountable for anything you say or do anymore, because you are literally becoming a dolphin and being only half conscious.

After 3 am there has to be sleeping time, which has to last about at least 10 hours. If it doesn't last 10 hours, that makes the next period of Astro Time start sooner. Let's do some maths, shall we?

E.g. If you sleep only 8 Hours, that makes Astro time start at 1 am approx.

This only applies to people who have the Name Astro or who are approved by someone who has the Name Astro or who are rewarded with the diagnosis of 'Astro Time Experiencer' by the High council of Long Furbies and Peepys under the birth sign of someone named Astro or with a Kokichi wooden (important) cutout in your room, witnessing you having the ritualistic seance for it.

(If you want to see Astro's public Instagram, just ask around in the High Council of Furbies and Peepys.)
"It's officially 3 am. That means we gonna wrap it up folks. No more spending time in the strip club, because I can't spend my money thoughtfully anymore. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro

"Good night folks, it's officially Astro Time, Time to stream, Time to create an ARG in the woods, in case y'all wanna see me do some shit with a portable generator and a ring light in cosplay, just click on 'join livestream'. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk." - Astro (of course he won't ever generate content that is actually thought out. Why would he?)
by Astro_logical_astrologist November 23, 2021
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time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016
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