5 Star Pussy 

A girl that fucks so good she does everything except leave a mint on the pillow.

That hippy chick I fucked was awesome, she played with my balls when I tapped it from behind. She's some 5 Star Pussy.

5 Star Pussy by fred_berg December 7, 2009

apple pie pussy 

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

apple pie pussy by pat masters November 19, 2007

ear pussy 

The little pussy inside of everybody's ear in which only the best bands splooge with their musical godliness.

"...And they have come again, inside of your ear pussy."

ear pussy by HannyManny September 27, 2007

Side Pussy 

A woman with whom you have intercourse whilst currently in a relationship with another individual.

Drew: God damn i wanna get my dick wet, but my bitch is on the rag.

Josh: Well don't be a faggot go get some side pussy.

Side Pussy by Gitte March 12, 2012

King-Kong Pussy 

An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!

"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"

King-Kong Pussy by Ktroxsex33 July 16, 2007

gorilla grip pussy 

a pussy with a very strong grip, like that of a gorilla

bro i nutted so fast in that gorilla grip pussy

gorilla grip pussy by wetasspineapple January 10, 2021

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

carbon-dated pussy by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005