New law

Adults can no longer make top ramen for kids with the name Trenton!!!

New law says We can not make top ramen for Trenton anymore

by Valleykid November 7, 2020

New Kyoto smell

This smell can be described as rotting corpses mixed with curry powder. It absolutely reeks, a total of 43 sweatshop workers have died in the making of said hoodies, its recommended that once receiving the hoodie you clean it with the elephants foot and some alpha particle.

Bob: Bro whats that disgusting fucking smell man im about to pass out jesus christ.
James: nah man its the new kyoto smell bro.

by BDSBDL September 12, 2022

new word

when there is nothing to type in the search bar and boredom reaches it's maximum level, the stupidity created as a result of these conditions allows people to think there is an actual definition for a random phrase like '"new word'"

idiot 1 - "bro i'm dying of boredom!"
idiot 2 - " have you searched for 'new word' in Urban dictionary?
idiot 1 - "no"
idiot 1 - "bruh. then you ain't even close to dying of boredom!"

by mike123amike123b June 4, 2020

New Pete

When an already flaccid and micro Pete moves on and subsequently becomes a fully inverted Peter.

A) Have you talked to Pete lately?
B) Nah, man. He’s New Pete. Not even really interested... So inverted now.
A) You mean introverted?
B) Nope.

by ABower May 14, 2018

eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.

person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.

by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

King's new pfp

ugly ass duck

Person1: Did you see King's new pfp?
Person2: Yeah that's an ugly ass duck.

by Oxalis Cate January 9, 2022