Your mom understands why some animals eat their young ones.
"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*
Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.
Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"My mom can't be a cannibal lmao what you talking about"
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 🤨🤨 *vsauce music intensifies*
Stay late at night and your best friend's gonna manifest the cannibalism in your mum
A large majority of children get eaten by their mum everyday if they don't sleep on time.
Listen to Urban dictionary. Listen to your mum. Have a good sleep schedule :)
"Omg it's 3 A.M. and I'm still awake lols"
"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
"Your mom's gonna eat you up if you don't sleep, mom cannibalism exists"
by KnightDoesSomeRandomShit November 22, 2021
A Mom who secretly wants her kid to be gay, steals from people, and destroy those who mess with her.
Timmy: Matthew’s Mom a Mom girl. Her son is gonna become a criminal someday because his Mom wanted him to be gay, and she steals from people.
by LinkxPeach December 23, 2022
The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022
by DaddyE172536 June 13, 2022
"Hey bro momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur momur mom is gay and i did her wit a sec"
by SUSSYImposterRed January 5, 2022
Kerstin Sauerbrei- A teenager with no kids but is still the average white Mom. Thinks she will be a hot milf, has leapard clothing and has many sparkles. Where’s white mom outfits everyday and just acts like a white mother.
by Bigtug26 April 22, 2022
Nate does not have a father. He has two mothers. no father. just a couple mothers. no dad. his dad is non-existent when I bring up my dad, Nate gets depressed. sorry Nate, but you have no dad.
English teacher: where did everyone get their Hawaiian shirts for spirit week
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
ALMOST entire class- my dad gave it to me
Nate- *looks down at nike shirt crying*
Noah- Wearing same sweatshirt again. I like Nate's momS.
by Yert_Yert_Yert January 10, 2018