cum level

when something is just so good that there is no other way of describing it

holy shit, this pasta is cum level

by shartaypartay July 19, 2023

fairy cum

An unnaturally sweet chemical taste present in Clover Valley milk which can be bought at Dollar General. Can also be used to describe anything that tastes too sweet and tastes unnatural.

Person 1: *pours milk into cereal*
Person 1: *eats a spoonful*
Person 1: Eww... This tastes like fairy cum!
Person 2: No shit, it's Clover Valley milk.

by oofman420xd December 14, 2024

midnight cum

the snack your whore will want every night trust me

my baby said she was hungry so i gave her my midnight cum

by hgvigviyfvuhbuog April 1, 2017

Cum guzzler

To collect loads of semen in a cup from many different men, about a cup full or so, drink it down but not before gargling it and swishing it around in your mouth

" Shawn paid 16 men to jizz in a cup and he drank it!"
"Yeah, he's a cum guzzler"

"He paid me $7 so it was worth it."

by Kitten1013 September 14, 2016

Cum Scoopers

noun. koom, kuhm + skoo-pers

1. nails that curl and/or flare at the tip; so as to facilitate the scooping of cum from a surface.

The prostitute did her best to swallow the client's cum, but much of his load landed on her breasts. Fortunately, the prostitute came prepared; as she quickly scooped up his creamy remains with her nails and greedily poured it into her mouth, sucking her fingers and savouring the taste.
“Nice cum scoopers you got there,” said the man.
“Thanks! I got sick of having to washing my hands after each visitor;” replied the girl.

by SilverLetter January 23, 2022

Cum dumpster

A girl who often gets “cummed” on or in; a hoe.

Jessicas year book quote was “you think you know life until it’s dripping down your face”. No cap, she’s a cum dumpster

by Ya boy Lucas June 11, 2018

Tip Cum

When you orgasm from the tip because it’s so big

His dick is so big he makes me tip cum.

by Embiggie February 25, 2018