Cunted

When you are so fucked up drunk that you can’t even say a completed sentence. You are so drunk that whatever you did last night, will forever be a mystery.

Bro I got so cunted last night, I think I mailed my socks to Japan.
Josh was so cunted that he jerked off on a main road.

by Yoshua July 30, 2024

Cunted

When one has been talked down to by a know it all lady.

My subcontractors were deeply offended when our customers mother cunted them...

by Mahalo mf August 22, 2018

cunted

when you get so fucked up on any substance and create great memories

oh fuck I remember when I got so cunted with old mate Robert last night, I was off my chops and shagged his mum m

by nanshagger4000 July 21, 2021

Quite Cunt

Someone who is more than a bit of a cunt.

He's quite cunt.
or
He's quite a cunt.

by mediumaverage October 14, 2016

Cunt fly

Someone who goes around searching for dirty pussy.

You are a fucking cunt fly!

by Acb January 25, 2019

Flaming Pickle Cunt

Emol's mom

Wow, your mom is a flaming pickle cunt

by TheBigTaco January 15, 2021

Cunt sleeve

A generic yet original insult to use, sort of like twat waffle

guy 1: you're a douche bag!
guy 2: piss off, cunt sleeve

by Lord Damon October 10, 2009