Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

cheese

A food that comes from milk from mammals. You can get it from animals like goats and cows. Once, one of my friends said that if the world was switched, that cows would milk humans 💀

Person 1: Hey want some cheese?
Person 2: Is it lactose intolerant?
Person 1: Are you fucking dumb- it comes from a cows tit.
Person 2: Can i get it from a human tit too?
Person 1: *walks away and gets a gun
Person 1: *shoots person two cutely*
Person 2: 💀
The Queen: 💀
Random Chair: 🪑
Your Mum: 🥵

by jamie houzzara September 13, 2022

Mac and cheese

The creamy awesomeness.OF THE EARTH

“How many bowls of mac and cheese have you had?”
“Yes”
“But I asked how-”
I said yes.”

by anonymous October 24, 2022

Cheesing the weasel

Fooling an asshole into thinking he’s having sex with you, when he’s actually ducking a tube of Pringles

“My ex-boyfriend was trying to get back with me, so I was cheesing the weasel to show I’m not interested”

by Frii October 27, 2022

Big cheese

a nickname given to morgan worley for his love of cheese and egg sandwiches

Wow, big cheese loved my cheese and ham omelette last night after getting on the packet

by Sznfofna November 3, 2022

pussy mac and cheese

Pussy mac and cheese is when a girl cums and squirts in your mac and cheese

my girlfriend made my some pussy mac and cheese

by ghosthekill November 13, 2022

Cheese Poo

A poo with liquid cheese in it

My god my Aiden Zhu had a Cheese poo!

by Beese Churgue November 14, 2022