Andy Dick

A very funny and often misunderstood pansexual comic who brings joy to the lives of many.

Did you ever watch the Andy Dick show? That shit was funny as hell.

by 477366498808 February 1, 2020

Sprekenzi Dick

Used when someone says something extremely negative.

guy: "you deserve to die, fucking cunt."

*girl cries*

bystander: "hey fella, sprekenzi dick?"

by IcedAngel337 July 3, 2009

Trolling for Dick

Function: verb

From Trolling; angling by drawing a baited line through the water, + Dick, obscene terms for penis.

1) A behavior found in effeminate homosexual men looking for a hookup.

2) Using all means available to bait homosexual or heterosexuals into a sexual rendezvous.
a. Typically involves convincing strait men, blowjobs won’t make them gay.

Did you see that skinny clean dude walking down the street with his shirt off; stating everyone looks like trouble? He is really Trolling for Dick.

That guy in the bar just told me if he sucked my dick it would not make me gay, dude it totally Trolling for Dick.

by MNLaz August 4, 2007

dick harmonica

When two biological males stand front to front and skotch tape their dicks together. (As supposedly done by Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez when they wanted one girl to give them both head.)

"Well, there's two of us and one of her... Let's do that dick harmonica then."

by Jackie's Pet Human May 30, 2006

Urban Dick

An Abbreviation for the Urban Dictionary

What does steez mean

Lets look it up on Urban Dick

by DJmastaP February 27, 2010

cheesecake dick

someone who is slow. also refers to the conformation of one's penus. flat and like a cheesecake.

Yo hurry up cheescake dick.

I heard you have a cheesecake dick.

by KING FRIDGE December 2, 2007

cock-dick

The male sex organ of a chicken.

An insult aimed at someone who has a dick that is the size of chicken's.

Herbert's lady friend laughed and pointed at his cock-dick when he whipped it out for her pleasure. She grabbed a magnifying glass instead.

by Jerome Jenkins May 23, 2006