Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.

"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"

by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021

touchy time

When a guy whips out his dick in front of a girl and she likes it and touchs it

She touched it man! I'm serious! We had touchy time.

by The Succ Guy October 7, 2017

Thoman Time

When you are chronically and expectedly late to everything, and everyone knows it is going to happen.

Looks like Aunt Lisa is on that Thoman Time again.

by Sunshinejelly April 9, 2021

Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person: Ĺĥfƙķðpƴþpristen "þoney" Dunstable: The First-time

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

National Robert STFU Time

This is the time when Robert should STFU. The time can usually last an hour and is determined by Alessia

Robert: Blah Blah Blah

Alessia: Stfu Rob

Robert: Why

Alessia: Its national Robert STFU time.

by GHUNdu February 7, 2022

Louis time

I’ll call you now but actually meaning I’m an hours time

“I’ll call you now”
1 hour later
Me:where u
“I’ll call now”
Wait nvm it’s Louis time

by Sad life November 3, 2019

crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.

“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)

by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020