Cum & Cry

When you cry right after an orgasm, often due to extreme regret.

*Man, I had a great streak on nofap
-So... what happened?
*I lost
-Did you cum & cry
*Definitely

by Fakeville May 5, 2019

Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.

"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."

by DIRTYHARRYBOX June 7, 2018

Cum

Cum: a word to describe the mayo you find at the bottom of your older brothers sock draw

Person 1: hey can I have some cum on my burger.

Person 2: sure baby cakes ;)

by Eyelc January 1, 2022

Cum

The shit the come out yo dick when you get horny

Imma fucking cum

by The reason to quit smoking January 6, 2023

cum tan

Word for a very pale person

That irish girl has a nice cum tan

by cumdragon April 9, 2015

Cum Klott

When you cum on the same spot/pole until a large stock of cum creates a hard layer of cum almost impossible to remove. First Cum Klott was created by Markus from Colombia and Vladimir Sebastian Mäkinen Promyakov from Finland and Russia. You could create a Cum Klott if you are in a cold place. Example North Finland. Just cum on a ice cold pole. Wait a couple of secounds and you will have your own Cum Klott. This is a word thats been growing in Popularity in Europe as a Meme.

Damn, Look at this Cum Klott.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.

by olaskruttis January 11, 2017

huge dick cum

idk when a blak nigger cums on someone’s face a bit toog oddamn hard..,,,,

shit did this nigger make a huge dick cum

Yes.

by cool man… idk February 3, 2025